the simple life

What is your favorite musical instrument?
Submitted by Chicago Shadow.

Since I don't play any instruments, I like to hear and see people who play the bass guitar.

It's New Year's Eve! How are you celebrating tonight?

At this very moment, I have absolutely no plans on going out to celebrate.

I couldn't resist the below IM convo. I guess anything to make me laugh at someone else's expense. Oh well...

Carla: this made me cackle
Carla: lol
Hopluv: awww she is so ugly
Carla: lol
Hopluv: why isn't her ugly as housebroken?
Carla: lmao
Carla: you have me in more tears
Hopluv: lol
Hopluv: I mean she is 8 months old
Hopluv: and they have 3 kids at home
Hopluv: you would think housebreaking would be a priority
Carla: right
Carla: that's probably why the friend doesn't want the dog there
Hopluv: yep
Hopluv: and she's talking about.... she "DOES" need to be groomed
Hopluv: why in the f*ck "DOES" she?
Carla: lmao
Carla: lmao
Carla: your are too funny
Hopluv: lol
Hopluv: I'm just saying
Carla: I flagged it for the "Best of Craigslist"
Carla: like Dumbo reincarnated into a dog
Hopluv: and she got the nerve to ask for 150.00
Hopluv: she should be paying someone to take that ugly ass dog
Carla: that's a rehome fee
Carla: lmao

Show us a funny news headline.

How are you celebrating the 4th of July?

I never really celebrate the 4th of July persay.  I just typically take advantage of it being a company holiday, if it falls within my work week of course.  Otherwise I just hang out with my BFF.  We sometimes will find something to get into.

Show us two things that should never be together.

Yeah!  I know the challenge is to show two "things".  Oh well.  

Amy&Blake

How long do you take in the shower?

Submitted by Strive2Be.

I take about 15-20 minutes at the most.

Share a song you loved way back in the day.

Club Nouveau - Lean On Me.

What are the goofy nicknames you have for your pet? Bonus points for sharing a picture of him/her.
Submitted by Papi Chulo.

Real Name: Bentley

Goofy Names: Licious, Bootylicious, B-Money

Real Name: Berlin

Goofy Names: Berly, Big Black

Bentley and Berlin